Let’s have some reel jokes today

Why so serious, buddy? Don’t let the spins get to your head too much, have a seat, take a breath, let’s make it light and pleasant. We're sure you can ace it. Here’s some of the best gambling jokes we thought you’d love to read. You know, just while taking a break from all those Big Bass bonus rounds.

Let’s start with a foody themed joke. We’re thinking spinning slots may feel a lot like eating sometimes. They say gambling can feel a lot like eating pistachios. You know, when you find a yammy one, you really want another one. But then again, even if you get one gone bad, you still want to find a good one and want more. There it is, gambling in a nutshell.

What about a bit of dark humor? Shouldn’t scare nobody, right? It is said that gambling can ruin lives and break families apart. But in our case, it brought us closer and closer. We’re now cozy in a one bedroom apartment.”

Smiling a little bit? Moving on to horse betting. “I’ve once placed a bet on a horse as everyone was amazed by its well breeding. So here we go, the gate opens, the horse stops and closes it behind him. Pretty well bred, right?” Let’s take it up a notch, connecting gambling to relationships. A friend once told me her strategy to keep her husband away from gambling is to simply make sure to spend the money first. Auch.

What about religion? Too sensitive topic for you guys? Well, let’s see. God’s been receiving some strong signals of powerful belief and prayer on Earth. Many people concentrating their prayers at the same time, such energy, much wow. Turns out it was a blackjack table in a casino.

Looking for a change of lifestyle? Here's one which should not be taken as an inspirational short story. “We keep hearing how gambling and online casinos can ruin lives, but it made a friend rather fit and climate aware. You see, he lost his car while playing poker so he’s now walking a lot and polluting less.”

We know the stakes are sometimes high, but always keep in mind it’s important to have a good laugh and take things lightly, don’t overdo it and don’t overspend. Do seek help if needed, maybe you don’t really want your family do get so close or to be too fit.